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Sinful Sirens Blog Tour

What the stubbed right big toe of a topless troll trollop doing the hanky-panky with a mess of damp dwarf dandies in the middle of a rain storm do ya think about what Maxine Mansfield is up ta now? She's doing the Sinful Siren's give away blog tour and she didn't even tell me. Not that I really mind. I mean, how can a guy get upset about anything that starts with Sinful? As a matter of fact, tell me one of your Sinful deep dark secrets for a chance ta win a copy of my...umm. I mean Maxine Mansfield's new book Touched by the magic. I'm really the hero, no matter what she says!
This is an International giveaway so please leave your email address so I can contact you if you are the lucky person chosen.
Winner will be contacted at the close of the blog hop - May 21th
Good luck - and don't forget to visit another few blogs listed below for more goodies to win :)
Sinful Sirens Giveaway Hop
1. Under The Covers (Host) Int. 45. Sarah Grimm (INT) 89. Romance Book Junkies 2. Guilty Pleasures (Host) Int. 46. Alison Chambers 90. Sandra Bunino 3. Turning The Pages (Int) 47. LaVerne Clark @ Novel Natterings (INT) 91. Book Lovin Mamas (US) 4. Riverina Romantics (INT) 48. Lori @ Romancing the Darkside (Int.) 92. Wendy Smith 5. LITERAL ADDICTION iNT 49. Lynne Connolly (INT) 93. Madame D's Boudoir 6. Addicted2Heroines (Int) 50. Rhian Cahill 94. Romance Book Club 7. Kallypso Masters 51. Paige Tyler 95. Ednah Walters (US/Can) 8. Eliza Gayle INT 52. Tory Richards 96. Mary @Sweeping Me {INT} 9. Bonnie Bliss (Int) 53. Maxine Mansfield 97. R. Brennan 10. Shelley Munro (Int) 54. As the Pages Turn (INT) 98. Leigh Savage (US/CAN) 11. Leia Shaw @ The Paranormal G-Spot (US) 55. Scarlett Sanderson (INT) 99. Natalie G. OWens 12. CS Maxwell ~ Where (US) 56. Kriss @ The Cabin Goddess 100. Sara Daniel Romance Author (INT) 13. Siobhan Muir (INT) 57. Isabelle Drake (INT) 101. Kharisma Rhayne 14. HEA-Reads (Int) 58. Romance on a Budget (INT) 102. The Book Nympho (US) 15. Blackraven Erotic Cafe (Int) 59. Desiree Holt 103. Lila Shaw (INT) 16. Blackravens Reviews (INT) 60. Cari Quinn 104. Gettin' Shamrocked with JoAnne Kenrick 17. AJ's Reading Nook (INT) 61. P. L. Parker 105. Full Moon Bites 18. The Readers Roundtable After Dark (INT) 62. Dianne Hartsock (int) 106. Michelle Clay 19. Dark Divas Reviews (INT) 63. Cassandra Dean (INT) 107. The eBook Reviewers (US) 20. Cocktails and Books (int) 64. Mari Carr 108. Rhys Astason (INT) 21. The Jeep Diva (US & INT) 65. Gabrielle Bisset (INT) 109. K.E. Saxon 22. My Secret Romance 66. Ju Dimello (INT) 110. Leila Brown 23. Miss Vain's Paranormal Fantasy (INT) 67. Ann Cory(US) 111. Reading On The Wild Side (US) 24. Ramblings From This Chick (US) 68. Dawn Brown 112. Candace Shaw, author of fun, flirty & sexy romance 25. Diane Thorne - Erotic Paranormal Romance (INT) 69. Tami Brothers ~ Live, Love, Write! 113. Book Whore Blog (INT) 26. Close Encounters with the Night Kind 70. Josee Renard 114. Little Read Riding Hood (INT) 27. Natasha Blackthorne (INT) 71. The Bunny's Review (Int) 115. Minding Spot 28. Bianca Sommerland 72. Serenity Woods (INT) 116. After Dark (INT) 29. Megan Slayer 73. Kelly Gendron 117. Billi Jean 30. Melissa Love 74. Cari Silverwood (Int) 118. I am a book addict...and proud of it! (US) 31. Delighted Reader 75. Felicity Heaton, PNR author (INT) 119. Kiru Taye, Author (INT) 32. Casey Crow (INT) 76. The Steamy Side (US) 120. The Wiccan Haus (Int) 33. Talk Supe (INT) 77. Lee Brazil- Lee's Musings (INT) 121. Dominique Eastwick (int) 34. Best Erotica Books 78. Book Monster Reviews (INT) 122. Erykah Wyck 35. Reader's Edyn 79. A Darker Passion 123. I Smell Sheep (US) 36. Mystifying Paranormal Reviews (US) 80. Jess @ Wickedly Bookish 124. Another Look Book Reviews (CAN/US) 37. Picked by Poison 81. Delaney Diamond~Sweet & Sensual Romance (INT) 125. Carly Fall (INT) 38. D. Renee Bagby / Zenobia Renquist (INT) 82. Selena Blake 126. Red Hot Books (INT) 39. Addictive Passions (Int) 83. Autumn Glazier (INT) 127. Nadja Notariani (US/Can) 40. W. Lynn Chantale (INT) 84. Amanda J. Greene (INT) 128. Hesperia Loves Books (INT) 41. DC Juris 85. Lea Barrymire(US) 129. LilyElement 42. Cheryl - A Little Bit of Spice (Int) 86. Romancing Rakes For The Love of Romance(US) 130. Lily Graison, author, (INT) 43. Kacey Hammell 87. Smitten With Bad Boy Heroes (INT) 131. Shades of Rose 44. KyAnn Waters (Int) 88. A Page In The Life: Lee Ann Sontheimer Murphy 132. Dani Harper, PNR author, (INTL)
 

Touched by the Magic out May 4th

 
Finally, Leeky's quest to take over the world begins
 
Touched By The Magic
Published: 05/04/2012
The Wild Rose Press
 
New to The Academy of Magical Arts, Briarlarn Tumbleweed wants to learn the art of a True Healer, but her nerves get the best of her when she’s paired in the sexually dynamic healing class with Uthiel Stoutheart, Paladin of the Realm. Between burning off his eyebrows and overturning a candle on certain exposed male parts, she isn't making a very good impression. But how can she focus when Uthiel is strong, brave, and touches Briar in a way that leaves her weak in the knees, quivering with pleasure, and begging for more?

Falling in love with the accident-prone but talented Briar was not what Uthiel had planned, but life with the sexy healer is adventurous, hilarious, mind-blowingly stimulating, and clearly his destiny. His soul awakens while taking her to new heights of ecstasy, yet he can't allow his own pleasure. There’s no getting around it—he must leave The Academy and pursue his quest to right the wrongs done to his people if he can ever hope to find happiness with Briar.

But is their love strong enough to mend the magic so desperately needed to preserve their world, and that touches both their souls with a searing heat?

This title contains: explicit language, anal sex, multiple partners (f/m/f/m and f/f/m/m), and voyeurism.

Rose (376 pages/99202 words)
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Briar gulped once more and shifted until she was directly in front of him. Standing on tiptoes, she whispered, “I’m still a virgin.”

She stepped back and watched all the color drain from Uthiel’s face.

“You’re a what? How on Albrath did that happen?” He stared at her as if she’d grown an extra head. A slight twitch in his left jaw became more pronounced.

“I told you, there wasn’t anyone around to take care of that tiny detail.”

Her cheeks burned with embarrassment, and her throat tightened so much she could barely breathe. If she lived to be a thousand, she didn’t ever again want to see the look of horror Uthiel leveled at her. She felt like a freak in a carnival sideshow.

The paladin sat heavily on a stool. “I’ve never known a twenty-one-year-old virgin. How did you even get accepted into the Healer program? I mean, for God Draka’s sake, Briar, Healing the Soul is almost entirely sex, in one form or another.”

Briar swallowed her tears. “They didn’t ask, so I didn’t tell. Well, really, they didn’t ask directly, and I figured what they didn’t know wouldn’t hurt anyone. So, will you help me, or not?”
 

Summer Blog hop

Just Another Slushy Leeky Morning

 
NotFeelen the Luv
 
 
 
What the pustulated pox-marks on the drippy foreskin of a one-armed ogre piano player trying ta make a little chump change in the middle oftown square would ya make of the last few months I’ve had?
 
 
I don’t think she luvs me anymore!
 
Maxine Mansfield that is.
 
I’m sooooooo alone.
 
What’s she been spending her time doing instead of paying attention to me? Well, that’s a good question. She’s been write…write…writing male on male…umm…stories.
 
And before ya ask, sigh, nope, I’m not even in it. I’m not even mentioned, can ya believe that? And, ta make matters worse, The Wild Rose Press gave her a stupid contract for it, so now I’ll never get her undivided attention again.
 
If I wasn’t immortal, I swear I’d go lay out in the snow until even my willy froze solid and fell off. Though with as impressive as my love muscle is, that might take quite awhile.
 
I guess I shouldn’t complain too much. At least she’s still doing the edits-that-never-end on my, I mean Uthiel and Briar’s story,Touched by the Magic.
 
But,damn’t, I want some ME time, I deserve it. Especially after all I’ve done for her.
 
Maybe I can get her attention back with a game. Perhaps a round or two of Hide-the-Sausage? Or…hehehe…Ride-um-Cowboy?
 
Sigh,the sacrifices a gnome makes for stardom! But, desperate times callfor desperate measures, and as we all know, once ya go gnome, you’ll never again roam.
 
LeekyShortz
 
RogueGnome Extraordinar
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Just Another Leeky Friday Morning

“What the stinky lint and abandoned food particles trapped in the deep dark recesses of the belly-button of a naky ogress trollop trying ta entice a group of poor, unsuspecting halflings into her lair, do ya make of the week I've had?
 
“She'simpossible ta live with, I tell ya! I think she's finally lost her mind. What little she had left that is. Maxine Mansfield has been spending her days lately, stumbling from room to room mumbling in what can only be described as, an edit induced trance.
 
“Just keeps repeating over and over to herself and the bird who now keeps his head down and shivers at the back of his cage, 'I will not use the same word twice in the same chapter, let alone the same sentence. I will start to no longer be a passive writer. I started to begin my sentences and paragraphs with the words start, started,began, begin, as if to, but I now know better. I will, no longer treat comma's, as my personal, slaves. I will insert action into my dialogues, and dialogue into my action, and I will use the word insert, only once in my sex scenes. I will not be so sick of my hero and heroine that I hope they die horribly gruesome deaths, and I(Will) meet my deadline.'
 
“Gotta admit, I'm kinda scared for her, and I'm usually fearless. Is there perhaps a writers intervention hotline I can call?”
 
LeekyShortz!

Another Leeky Tuesday Afternoon

"What the shiny pink plastic on the arse of a blond-headed blow-up doll sittin in the corner with her rosy-red lips wide open waiting quietly for the chance ta swallow whole a gnome pecker do ya think of that, lads and lassies?
Maxine is at it again, Ignoring me that is. Says she has important edits due. Bulllll...puckey I say. What could possibly be more important than her writing my...I mean the next story. After all, I'm the main character of book four, Tamed by the Fire. Well, perhaps not 'the main' character, but damn close. She's already written those OTHER stories, so why does she have ta be going back ta them all the time. It makes a gnome wonder. Anyway, that's all I've got on this rainy Alaska Tuesday afternoon ....Perhaps I'll just go spend some quality time with that blond blow-up doll that's making eyes at me from across the room...Just don't tell Laycee!"

A Leeky Tuesday Afternoon

“What the stained sheets on the bed of a troll trollop after a night of debauchery with a band of ogres and a dwarf dandy or two thrown in for good measure do ya think ofthe day I've had, lads and lassies? It's raining here in Anchorage, and Maxine is at it again. Procrastinating that is. She just started the 8th chapter of her current work, but is she writing now? No, she's eating bonbons and surfing the web. How's she ever gonna make me, I mean herself, into a rich,famous author if all she does is sit around all day and nibble sweets? Not sure what ta do with her. Guess I'll just have ta resort ta my extensive powers of persuasion and give her a swift kick in the hiney. That'll get her moving I bet. More later, but don't let her know I talk ta you guys on here about her. Temperamental she is..But, a gnomes gotta have someone ta confide his frustrations ta,doesn't he?

Leeky's Day

What the postmenapausal, brain-farting of an over the hill toothless ogress dancing nakid in a patch of lilies would ya make of the day I've had, lads and Lassies? Maxine Mansfield is driving me crazy! She still lives in the world where authors were treated like divas, how sad. She can't figger out her new face book page, she can't get a grasp on her new scene in chapter seven, and she can't even begin to get twitter going. It,s horribly embarrassing. 
I know what she needs though, she needs a minion..just one...but one with really good computer skills. A really long... umm well ya get the drift. She is soo cranky. Where's Ritch when ya need him? Oh, forgot..he's working. :(  

Leekyism of the Day :)

What the rosy pink cheeks on a bare assed troll trollup with a wart on her nose and pimples on her privates, doing a pole dance on a barbarian's pecker do ya think of that, lads and lassies? Maxine has been a busy girl with her new books...Two of them really. She's on chapter four of Tamed by the Fire, and Chapter eight of Righting A Wrong. And, it's summer in Alaska so she's been spending time with her Honey-Bunny Rich, and their grandbabies. Hehe... Rich and Honey-Bunny in the same sentence is just plain funny... but then, you'd have ta know him ta get the joke :) Until later, have a great week.  .

Leekyism of the Day

 "What the brown, pasty jam betwixt the toes of a troll dandy tap-dancing ta the rythem of the rumba do ya make of that, lads and lasses? The Wild Rose Press has agreed ta publish mine...Um, I mean, Briar and Uthiel's story, Touched by the Magic. Makes me want ta tear up. I personally taught Maxine Mansfield every thing she knows!"
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