Words to live by from Leeky Shortz
"What the red-painted toenails of a backwards walking troll trollop strolling down main street are ya people thinking. Alaska, really? What part of living there in the winter time did ya think was a good idea? It's cold and dark. As a matter of fact, it's been so cold lately my arse is tightly puckered shut. Even my silent-but-deadllys are having a hard time squeaking by!"