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Naughty or Nice Giveaway!

Write your post here.What the short and curlies plucked straight from the putrid private parts of a troll transvestite getting all gussied up for the annual Show-Em-What-Ya-Got Bar hop do ya think of what I'm gonna do now? I'm giving away 5 copies of my...umm...I mean Maxine's book Touched by the Magic, (Paper or E) for the Naughty or Nice Giveaway. Sept. 22nd_Sept 29th. Cause, as we all know, I can be just a tad naughty myself every now and then. Just leave me a comment, and tell me just how naughty you are and how. At the end of the giveaway I'll scientifically (eenie, meenie, minee, mo) chose 5 winners. Oh, and let's keep this just between us and not say anything ta Maxine. You all know what a prude she is!  
 
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Leeky Shortz on Friday, September 21, 2012 1:57 PM

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Lindsey Hutchison on Friday, September 21, 2012 8:11 PM
I wind up flirting to the point of talking a bit sexual during the flirting. I think i got my warehouse guy a bit hot and bothered on thursday then he wound up playing along
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Leeky Shortz on Friday, September 21, 2012 11:15 PM
What the oozing left big toe on the bare foot of a one legged nakid ogre tapdancer are ya talking about, lass? There's no such thing as flirting ta much. And a hot and bothered warehouse guy? Ya can't go wrong there!


Cheryl Sanders on Friday, September 21, 2012 8:55 PM
I am not usually the initiator...but I can play along ;) Thank you for the giveaway!!!
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Leeky Shortz on Friday, September 21, 2012 11:18 PM
I'll be your initiator Cheryl! Have ya ever had a little gnome in ya? Want one? A gnome a day keeps the bedbugs away. And don't forget, once ya go gnome, you'll never again roam!


Lizbeth Selvig on Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:03 AM
Leeky, you are one naughty, strange gnome. Good thing you're cute. I'm not a huge flirt, but you know me -- if required I can flirt with a brick wall and get it to smile. Happy being naughty tour. Say hi to Maxine.
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Leeky Shortz on Saturday, September 22, 2012 1:29 PM
Ahhhh Liz my naughty little Lass. Wanna come flirt with me? Ya know what they say don't ya? Gnome gnome gnome I'll go sinfully down your rump. Meroly merily merily merily, life is ome big hump!


Jae Awkins on Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:15 AM
Now Leeky...there you go, sqandering the profits again - Maxine will have your hide, son! (her Readers thank you. :o)
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Leeky Shortz on Saturday, September 22, 2012 1:35 PM
What the drippy eyed, wrinkly balled,suspiciously incrusted,putrid pecker of an itchy ogre organ player are ya taking aboout, Jae. Let's just leave Maxine outta this. Ya know as well as I do, she's a stick in the mud!


Lisa Rayns on Saturday, September 22, 2012 1:50 PM
I am not naughty (anymore) unless I'm reading or writing :) Very cute (and naughty) post AND comments. Thanks for the chance to win!
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Leeky Shortz on Saturday, September 22, 2012 2:25 PM
What the red blistering boils poking outta the bare naky arse of a barbarian ball polisher are ya talking about Lisa? Once naughty always naughty, I say! It just means ya've gotten good at hiding it. Naughty girls who claim ta be nice are usually the naughtiest of all!


Tanya Contois on Saturday, September 22, 2012 2:09 PM
I don't jump right into flirting. First I make sure the guy is interested by shooting him a quick glance, looking away for several seconds, and then glancing over at him again. If he's interested he'll come to me. :)
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Leeky Shortz on Saturday, September 22, 2012 2:33 PM
Tanya, Tanya, Tanya, What the throbbing member of a buck-ass nakid dwarf dandy surrounded by a gaggle of big lipped, bare chested, troll trollops are ya teasing me for? My mouth is watering and my neither parts are too, lass!


julie on Saturday, September 22, 2012 3:07 PM
i would love to be naughty, but i think im too old
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Leeky Shortz on Saturday, September 22, 2012 5:48 PM
What the poka-dotted granny panties hiding the still very suple arse of a middle-aged dark elf dirty girl are ya talking about,Julie? Ya are Never ta old ta be naughty. Ya know what I always say, don't ya. When I'm old and grey, when my life finally faides away. Bury me deep in the ground, So my still rock hard pecker can't seek out your mound!


Arianna Worthington on Saturday, September 22, 2012 3:58 PM
Hey Leeky, I've never told anyone just how naughty I like to be! I never thought I'd tell a naughty gnome! Well, my husband is a little shy, so I find a good juicy story perhaps one of Juniper's and say, "baby, you wanna do this", and he reads the dirty part, smacks my booty and when run off to get down and dirty!! Sometimes, when I feel really naughty at a restaurant, I'll whisper into his ear and tell him what I'm going to do to him all the way home and we don't need to order dessert, he's all the dessert I need!
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Leeky Shortz on Saturday, September 22, 2012 5:54 PM
Oh my God Draka, Arianna, ya've got even me blushing. Just where the sticky towel tossed ta the floor after a well orcastrated ogre orgy do ya think Juniper learned ta talk like she does? That's right, I taught her all she knows...umm...well, most of what se knows...well, at least some...ok, so maybe I let HER be the teacher that day...but still...naughty is as naughty does!


Patty on Sunday, September 23, 2012 8:40 AM
Leeky, Leeky, Leeky!!! You old, dirty little gnome! HA! You wish you knew how naughty I am. LOL
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Leeky Shortz on Sunday, September 23, 2012 9:37 AM
What the pert rosy nipples on the chest of a naky baxkwards walking Troll trollop out for a stroll down mainstreet on a frosty morning do ya take me for? Ya think the I don't alreay know that you live on the far side of naughty world, Patty? Why, if truth be known, I bet ya could teach little ole' Leeky a thing or two. Wanna try? Ya know what they say doon't ya? There's no place like gnome, there's no place like gnome!


christina schmidt on Sunday, September 23, 2012 6:47 PM
Soooo...I used to work for the Carnival. And they few of used women had this game... We used to try and find the craziest places to yeah... So needless to say the top of ticket boxes, Food Cart Roofs, Funhouses have all be deflowered. But I think my crowning achievements have to be the gravitron WHILE is was running or the Berry kids ride. (Sometimes it is bears or dragons)
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Leeky Shortz on Sunday, September 23, 2012 7:08 PM
I think I'm in love! What the over-filled chubby cheeks of an on her knees,blow job giving, barbarian beauty, lass, the gravaton, while it was running? Really? You are...sob...my new hero! I bow to greatness. Wanna little gnome action? Ya know what they say don't ya? A gnome pecker is a triple decker!
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Cassandra Hicks on Sunday, September 23, 2012 9:27 PM
I can be pretty naughty when I want to ;) I normally start out with the teasing first Thanks for the awesome giveaway!
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Leeky Shortz on Sunday, September 23, 2012 10:41 PM
Teasing humm? What the pulled out pubic hairs of a backside humping dwarf dandy kinda teasing do ya do, lass? Ya wanna know what kinda teasing little ole' Leeky likes? I say lets find ourselves a great big green, juicy cucumber and show it some double duty, he he... wink...if ya know what I mean!


Maxine Mansfield on Sunday, September 23, 2012 10:43 PM
OMG Leeky! You can't be propositioning people on my web site...Stay off of my computer or I'm going to hide your blow-up doll...And I mean it this time!!!!!


Anna W. on Wednesday, September 26, 2012 3:31 PM
Me, naughty? No, never!!! ;) Ok, maybe a little, but I'll never tell you how. You're such a bad little thing!!!
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Leeky Shortz on Wednesday, September 26, 2012 5:00 PM
What the swollen pussy pimple on the bare who-ha of a buck nakey, pole-dancing, troll trollop are ya talking about, lass? There's no such thing as being just a little naughty. If you're gonna do something do it all the way. You know my moto don't ya. Live life like your arse is on fire!


Ashley A on Thursday, September 27, 2012 10:39 PM
Yeah I'm a pretty naughty gal and a shameless flirt! Just cant help myself!! But hell, gets me free drinks at the bar!! Ashley A ash_app@hotmail.com
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Leeky Shortz on Thursday, September 27, 2012 11:28 PM
Free drinks huh? Just what the ingrown toenails on the stiny feet of a dark elf dandy do ya gotta do ta get those free drinks, Ashley? Have ya ever blown a gnome? Ya know what they say don't ya. A gnome in your bush is worth two in your hands!


Michelle Mc on Friday, September 28, 2012 5:34 AM
Hmmm Naughty or Nice? Depends on what day it is, both can be fun ;)
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Leeky Shortz on Friday, September 28, 2012 1:26 PM
Michelle, I like a girl whose not afraid of swinging both ways. But, the question is, what the over used douche bag of a fast-talking, street-walking, oger male-organ player do ya do that's naughty? Inquiring minds wanna know!


Savannah Miller on Friday, September 28, 2012 10:50 AM
I'm naughty ;) sometimes I do things just to get on my hubby's nerves... For example no I don't have to run the vacuum cleaner when he is watching the football game and yes I do purposely point out all the cute football players butts just to drive him crazy ;) Thanks for the chance to win! savannahm1987@gmail.com
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Leeky Shortz on Friday, September 28, 2012 1:34 PM
Savannah, my saucy little wemch. Forget the hubby. What the fiesty fingers of a naky spastic troll temptress giving a circle jerk ta a group of dwarf dandys can ya do for me? Ta know what I always say, don't ya? A dip of the wick a day, keeps the coochy rot at bay!


bn100 on Saturday, September 29, 2012 3:38 PM
I'm pretty nice.
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Leeky Shortz on Saturday, September 29, 2012 6:08 PM
Ya do know ya can be both, naughty and nice, at the same time, don't ya? I mean, what the wet willy given ta a stuffy ole stuck up barbarian wind bag strutting her stuff down the middle of main street are ya thinking, lass. Trust me, there's nothing nicer than ta be on the receiving end of a well placed pecker pucker from a naughty lass.


Lona Stringer on Saturday, September 29, 2012 6:17 PM
Oh, Leeky the stuff you say truly wins a girls heart. I'm naughty because, there is nothing better than being naughty for no other reason than to be naughty, lol. Thx for the hop. blinkysthebest at aol dot com
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Karen Roma on Saturday, September 29, 2012 9:25 PM
I love to be naughty. And right amount of naughty is also very nice! Now, I just need someone to be naughty with!! I like to lead up to the sexy innuendos slowly. Keep them guessing and on the edge of their seat. A little flirtatious smile can go a long way too!!
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Maxine Mansfield on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 7:33 AM
Due to a slight technical diffaculty (I had a small stroke Sunday and was in the hospital until last night. The winners are Karen Roma, bn100, Michelle Mc, Anna W, and Lisa Rayns Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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