 "What the brown, pasty jam betwixt the toes of a troll dandy tap-dancing ta the rythem of the rumba do ya make of that, lads and lasses? The Wild Rose Press has agreed ta publish mine...Um, I mean, Briar and Uthiel's story, Touched by the Magic. Makes me want ta tear up. I personally taught Maxine Mansfield every thing she knows!" |
