"What the shiny pink plastic on the arse of a blond-headed blow-up doll sittin in the corner with her rosy-red lips wide open waiting quietly for the chance ta swallow whole a gnome pecker do ya think of that, lads and lassies?
Maxine is at it again, Ignoring me that is. Says she has important edits due. Bulllll...puckey I say. What could possibly be more important than her writing my...I mean the next story. After all, I'm the main character of book four, Tamed by the Fire. Well, perhaps not 'the main' character, but damn close. She's already written those OTHER stories, so why does she have ta be going back ta them all the time. It makes a gnome wonder. Anyway, that's all I've got on this rainy Alaska Tuesday afternoon ....Perhaps I'll just go spend some quality time with that blond blow-up doll that's making eyes at me from across the room...Just don't tell Laycee!"