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Well, that Maxine Mansfield is up to it again! What the dew droplets on the arse of a bare naky barbarian doing the wiggly jiggly out in the middle of the woods with a half elf harlot do ya make of that? Today begins the 2 week review tour for Taken by the Passion.  First stop, http://www.victoriasbookobsession.blogspot.com/
If'n ya want a chance ta win a 25 dollar gift card from Amazon or B&N so ya can read my... I mean Maxine's stories, then stop by and leave a comment.
Each day I'll tell ya where to go for another chance!

Naughty or Nice Giveaway!

Write your post here.What the short and curlies plucked straight from the putrid private parts of a troll transvestite getting all gussied up for the annual Show-Em-What-Ya-Got Bar hop do ya think of what I'm gonna do now? I'm giving away 5 copies of my...umm...I mean Maxine's book Touched by the Magic, (Paper or E) for the Naughty or Nice Giveaway. Sept. 22nd_Sept 29th. Cause, as we all know, I can be just a tad naughty myself every now and then. Just leave me a comment, and tell me just how naughty you are and how. At the end of the giveaway I'll scientifically (eenie, meenie, minee, mo) chose 5 winners. Oh, and let's keep this just between us and not say anything ta Maxine. You all know what a prude she is!  
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What's a gnome ta do?

What the mosquito bites on the bare arse of a backwards walking Troll trollop doing the houchy couchy up against a Dwarf dandy's protruding pecker do ya make of that? Maxine Mansfield has gone and done it this time! She...she...she wrote a story without me in it...sigh. What's a gnome ta do? And here I giver her my all, day after day after day. Not that Served isn't a perfectly fine story. I;m just saying it would've been phenomial with me in it instead of just really good. I could've played the coach better than that feller she picked! Anyway, read it for yaself and let me know what ya think. It's coming July 20th.  

Touched by the Magic out May 4th

Finally, Leeky's quest to take over the world begins
Touched By The Magic
Published: 05/04/2012
The Wild Rose Press
New to The Academy of Magical Arts, Briarlarn Tumbleweed wants to learn the art of a True Healer, but her nerves get the best of her when she’s paired in the sexually dynamic healing class with Uthiel Stoutheart, Paladin of the Realm. Between burning off his eyebrows and overturning a candle on certain exposed male parts, she isn't making a very good impression. But how can she focus when Uthiel is strong, brave, and touches Briar in a way that leaves her weak in the knees, quivering with pleasure, and begging for more?

Falling in love with the accident-prone but talented Briar was not what Uthiel had planned, but life with the sexy healer is adventurous, hilarious, mind-blowingly stimulating, and clearly his destiny. His soul awakens while taking her to new heights of ecstasy, yet he can't allow his own pleasure. There’s no getting around it—he must leave The Academy and pursue his quest to right the wrongs done to his people if he can ever hope to find happiness with Briar.

But is their love strong enough to mend the magic so desperately needed to preserve their world, and that touches both their souls with a searing heat?

This title contains: explicit language, anal sex, multiple partners (f/m/f/m and f/f/m/m), and voyeurism.

Rose (376 pages/99202 words)

Briar gulped once more and shifted until she was directly in front of him. Standing on tiptoes, she whispered, “I’m still a virgin.”

She stepped back and watched all the color drain from Uthiel’s face.

“You’re a what? How on Albrath did that happen?” He stared at her as if she’d grown an extra head. A slight twitch in his left jaw became more pronounced.

“I told you, there wasn’t anyone around to take care of that tiny detail.”

Her cheeks burned with embarrassment, and her throat tightened so much she could barely breathe. If she lived to be a thousand, she didn’t ever again want to see the look of horror Uthiel leveled at her. She felt like a freak in a carnival sideshow.

The paladin sat heavily on a stool. “I’ve never known a twenty-one-year-old virgin. How did you even get accepted into the Healer program? I mean, for God Draka’s sake, Briar, Healing the Soul is almost entirely sex, in one form or another.”

Briar swallowed her tears. “They didn’t ask, so I didn’t tell. Well, really, they didn’t ask directly, and I figured what they didn’t know wouldn’t hurt anyone. So, will you help me, or not?”

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Just Another Slushy Leeky Morning

NotFeelen the Luv
What the pustulated pox-marks on the drippy foreskin of a one-armed ogre piano player trying ta make a little chump change in the middle oftown square would ya make of the last few months I’ve had?
I don’t think she luvs me anymore!
Maxine Mansfield that is.
I’m sooooooo alone.
What’s she been spending her time doing instead of paying attention to me? Well, that’s a good question. She’s been write…write…writing male on male…umm…stories.
And before ya ask, sigh, nope, I’m not even in it. I’m not even mentioned, can ya believe that? And, ta make matters worse, The Wild Rose Press gave her a stupid contract for it, so now I’ll never get her undivided attention again.
If I wasn’t immortal, I swear I’d go lay out in the snow until even my willy froze solid and fell off. Though with as impressive as my love muscle is, that might take quite awhile.
I guess I shouldn’t complain too much. At least she’s still doing the edits-that-never-end on my, I mean Uthiel and Briar’s story,Touched by the Magic.
But,damn’t, I want some ME time, I deserve it. Especially after all I’ve done for her.
Maybe I can get her attention back with a game. Perhaps a round or two of Hide-the-Sausage? Or…hehehe…Ride-um-Cowboy?
Sigh,the sacrifices a gnome makes for stardom! But, desperate times callfor desperate measures, and as we all know, once ya go gnome, you’ll never again roam.
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Just Another Leeky Friday Morning

“What the stinky lint and abandoned food particles trapped in the deep dark recesses of the belly-button of a naky ogress trollop trying ta entice a group of poor, unsuspecting halflings into her lair, do ya make of the week I've had?
“She'simpossible ta live with, I tell ya! I think she's finally lost her mind. What little she had left that is. Maxine Mansfield has been spending her days lately, stumbling from room to room mumbling in what can only be described as, an edit induced trance.
“Just keeps repeating over and over to herself and the bird who now keeps his head down and shivers at the back of his cage, 'I will not use the same word twice in the same chapter, let alone the same sentence. I will start to no longer be a passive writer. I started to begin my sentences and paragraphs with the words start, started,began, begin, as if to, but I now know better. I will, no longer treat comma's, as my personal, slaves. I will insert action into my dialogues, and dialogue into my action, and I will use the word insert, only once in my sex scenes. I will not be so sick of my hero and heroine that I hope they die horribly gruesome deaths, and I(Will) meet my deadline.'
“Gotta admit, I'm kinda scared for her, and I'm usually fearless. Is there perhaps a writers intervention hotline I can call?”

Another Leeky Tuesday Afternoon

"What the shiny pink plastic on the arse of a blond-headed blow-up doll sittin in the corner with her rosy-red lips wide open waiting quietly for the chance ta swallow whole a gnome pecker do ya think of that, lads and lassies?
Maxine is at it again, Ignoring me that is. Says she has important edits due. Bulllll...puckey I say. What could possibly be more important than her writing my...I mean the next story. After all, I'm the main character of book four, Tamed by the Fire. Well, perhaps not 'the main' character, but damn close. She's already written those OTHER stories, so why does she have ta be going back ta them all the time. It makes a gnome wonder. Anyway, that's all I've got on this rainy Alaska Tuesday afternoon ....Perhaps I'll just go spend some quality time with that blond blow-up doll that's making eyes at me from across the room...Just don't tell Laycee!"
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